Morticia

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What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.


disheartens:

don’t you just hate it when you want to get to know someone but you have no idea what to talk about

(Source: metallics, via hotboyproblems)

— 1 day ago with 242276 notes
crazykissing:

lazypacific:

"What are you terrified of?"

oh my god

crazykissing:

lazypacific:

"What are you terrified of?"

oh my god

(via slutwhat)

— 1 day ago with 23063 notes

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

(Source: sassykardashian, via mistermcfeely)

— 1 day ago with 269430 notes

clarknokent:

nointerrruption:

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

Depending on where you’re at it is, h&m it is but Gucci and Versace it really isn’t

(Source: okaywork, via mistermcfeely)

— 1 day ago with 655453 notes

greetings:

me if i ever get to know my celebrity crush

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

— 1 day ago with 16346 notes

derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

(via hotboyproblems)

— 1 day ago with 343834 notes

richgaaaang:

fat isn’t an insult skinny isn’t a compliment they’re just words describing body types please drill that in your heads

(via pizza)

— 1 day ago with 226635 notes
strugglefuck:

SOMEONE HACKED THE CONSTRUCTION SIGN NEAR MY HOUSE AND IT GOT ON THE FUCKING NEWS GOD BLESS FLORIDA

strugglefuck:

SOMEONE HACKED THE CONSTRUCTION SIGN NEAR MY HOUSE AND IT GOT ON THE FUCKING NEWS GOD BLESS FLORIDA

(via mistermcfeely)

— 1 day ago with 140338 notes
jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

(via mistermcfeely)

— 1 day ago with 291125 notes
nycdoctorinthemaking:

Livie love ain’t having none of that.

nycdoctorinthemaking:

Livie love ain’t having none of that.

(via livnel)

— 1 day ago with 52 notes